Marco Y

That is a picture of Marco^

Marco is a loser and is the closest thing to a guido next to Justin. Marco is garbage at everything he does, every sport, every video game, everything. He talks smack all the time but he does not have the potential to be an athlete so he is better of just becoming a guido with Justin.

Justin's Posse of Guidos and their Great Adventure

Every weekday Justin and his pack of guidos go out to the mall to buy their hair jell, fake chains, steroids, and shirts that have a popable collars. By the weekend they are ready to get their party on so they all meet up at the head guidos crib (house) to prepare for the ultimate time. When they leave the crib they all hop in their bright red convertibles blare their music and start cracking their glow sticks. As they approach the nightclub they dowse each other in cologne and turn their swag on. Once in the night club they go searching for girls who are attracted to guidos and try to get their dance on. Justin turns into the lonely guido as every girl turns him down because he didn't jell his hair (as seen in the picture). When Justin got home he immediately went onto his computer and clicked on his hair jell website to get the hookup. After the UPS guy drops it of he knows he has a chance. If Justin ever gets a girl it will be a miracle due to his lack of guido. If you haven't really interpreted what a guido is yet, then watch the video my new hair cut on youtube and you will know. So guidos are losers which makes Justin a loser which means Justin can't be cool. He should find the nearest guido crib and live there because he is not welcome here.

American Idol

My mom and younger sister love watching the T.V. show American Idol. They started watching it around the third season and got hooked. Personally I hate the show and think people take it way to seriously. Sure it is funny to watch the crazy people in the first few weeks but you need to think about the amount of winners who have actually have a big career. Only a few have had hit albums and most of the other singers have washed out. The judges are stupid and pick people they think can sing but they already know they wont be the next winner on the show. Paula always claps like an idiot and Randy fallows whatever Simon says but in a nicer way, and I don't even know why they needed another judge. The people who get cut early argue and get pissed off but its all an act which makes the show even worse. Last year many people protested the show by voting for the worst singer Sanjai or however you spell it. He got so much publicity for surviving so long and being so terrible. The show should be canceled so i dont have to deal with having it on every Monday and Tuesday.

JUSTIN RAJU is so cool and not a guido

Justin Raju is probably the sweetest person I have ever met, sometimes I wish I was him. He is so good at everything he does, he's so much cooler than me. I think I am a guido compared to him, which is one of my pet peeves. According to the dictionary a guido is a pathetic excuse for a male. The natural habitat of a guido is at a mainstream dance club, or at the mall buying designer jeans, fuzzy hats, hair gel, fake "BLING", and spray on tan....Or lifting weights. They are also referred to as "d-bags" and are attracted to the female version of themselves, a guidette. So back to Justin Raju, he is not a guido. I am a guido compared to him ( for emphasis). This is Mike now, Justin has written all of the above in about five minutes without my knowing. Let me say I am not a guido and never will be and Justin is a guido that loves other guidos and will have guido kids that will train for the guido olympics.

Marcos Golf Failure

Every single day Marco brags about how he is amazing at golf and says that he can drive 400 yards. Last week golf tryouts were hosted at Carl's Golf Land. Marco was one of the first people to be cut from the team due to his lack of coordination and skills. I am no golf superstar myself but it doesn't take a one to see that Marco is terrible at the game of golf. Marco says that there were so many good golfers that were returning and they were the reason he was cut, but I know plenty of freshmen who made the team or at least made it to second cuts. When Marco sees this blog he will most likely make up some story to try and get back at me but I have made all of the teams I have tried out for this year. Even though he got cut, he continues to brag about how far he can drive and that he is better than kids that at least made it to the second cut. Marco isn't good at golf and should find a better sport to play.

Facebook Controversy

Over the past couple of weeks facebook.com has announced that they will be capable of taking anyone who uses the website's personal info consisting of photos and videos to do whatever they please with. This story has made headlines on the news and many people are upset. Without any warning Facebook announced the info. The info can still be taken after the profile is terminated and posted anywhere. For example, according to Facebook, if you send a message to someone and delete your account after, the messages stay in that the person who you sent an email to inbox. If you delete your email account, the messages you sent to your friends don’t disappear until the person deletes the message. But if you set your images, videos, and comments to private, Facebook’s use of them will be limited. If you are upset with this you can set your security settings as high as possible to where only your friends can view your info, after only your friends can see your profile, delete all of your friends and info and then terminate your account. Hopefully facebook will change its account back to normal if they want more people to be a part of their website and compete with myspace.com.

Phelps Pot Photo/Future

Earlier this week, a photo of super-star Michael Phelps smoking marijuana was released by News Of The World. The party the Phelps was attending is assumed to date back to before the 2008 Olympics. Phelps' endorsements are in Jeopardy but endorsers such as Speedo have announced that they do believe he made a unintelligent decision but they will continue to keep Phelps in their arsenal. This topic has traveled around the world in a matter of days. This has become such a large issue due to the fact that Phelps became the most well known athlete in the Olympics winning eight gold medals this past year and six gold and two bronze in Athens Greece four years ago. This superstar has stated an apology letter consisting of him admitting that it is him in the picture and that it is marijuana he is smoking. I do believe that Phelps is an amazing athlete but this is an idiotic choice that he made but i do wish to see him perform well in the London 2012 Olympics. Hopefully the publicity on this photo will fade and help Phelps move past his teenage decisions. I know that he will not be competing for eight gold medals but he will still be in a few races. Phelps needs to now start training and getting back in the pool to get in shape. I will continue to be a fan of him but it is a shame that athletes feel the need to do drugs. Drug Testing has been a topic of discussion in the news stating that Olympians should be tested in the future. Hopefully other athletes that do participate in smoking or doing drugs will stop due to the chance of being photographed like Phelps and having large amounts of publicity on their mistakes.