Justin Raju is probably the sweetest person I have ever met, sometimes I wish I was him. He is so good at everything he does, he's so much cooler than me. I think I am a guido compared to him, which is one of my pet peeves. According to the dictionary a guido is a pathetic excuse for a male. The natural habitat of a guido is at a mainstream dance club, or at the mall buying designer jeans, fuzzy hats, hair gel, fake "BLING", and spray on tan....Or lifting weights. They are also referred to as "d-bags" and are attracted to the female version of themselves, a guidette. So back to Justin Raju, he is not a guido. I am a guido compared to him ( for emphasis). This is Mike now, Justin has written all of the above in about five minutes without my knowing. Let me say I am not a guido and never will be and Justin is a guido that loves other guidos and will have guido kids that will train for the guido olympics.
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