Every weekday Justin and his pack of guidos go out to the mall to buy their hair jell, fake chains, steroids, and shirts that have a popable collars. By the weekend they are ready to get their party on so they all meet up at the head guidos crib (house) to prepare for the ultimate time. When they leave the crib they all hop in their bright red convertibles blare their music and start cracking their glow sticks. As they approach the nightclub they dowse each other in cologne and turn their swag on. Once in the night club they go searching for girls who are attracted to guidos and try to get their dance on. Justin turns into the lonely guido as every girl turns him down because he didn't jell his hair (as seen in the picture). When Justin got home he immediately went onto his computer and clicked on his hair jell website to get the hookup. After the UPS guy drops it of he knows he has a chance. If Justin ever gets a girl it will be a miracle due to his lack of guido. If you haven't really interpreted what a guido is yet, then watch the video my new hair cut on youtube and you will know. So guidos are losers which makes Justin a loser which means Justin can't be cool. He should find the nearest guido crib and live there because he is not welcome here.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Justin's Posse of Guidos and their Great Adventure
Every weekday Justin and his pack of guidos go out to the mall to buy their hair jell, fake chains, steroids, and shirts that have a popable collars. By the weekend they are ready to get their party on so they all meet up at the head guidos crib (house) to prepare for the ultimate time. When they leave the crib they all hop in their bright red convertibles blare their music and start cracking their glow sticks. As they approach the nightclub they dowse each other in cologne and turn their swag on. Once in the night club they go searching for girls who are attracted to guidos and try to get their dance on. Justin turns into the lonely guido as every girl turns him down because he didn't jell his hair (as seen in the picture). When Justin got home he immediately went onto his computer and clicked on his hair jell website to get the hookup. After the UPS guy drops it of he knows he has a chance. If Justin ever gets a girl it will be a miracle due to his lack of guido. If you haven't really interpreted what a guido is yet, then watch the video my new hair cut on youtube and you will know. So guidos are losers which makes Justin a loser which means Justin can't be cool. He should find the nearest guido crib and live there because he is not welcome here.
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