Marco Y

That is a picture of Marco^

Marco is a loser and is the closest thing to a guido next to Justin. Marco is garbage at everything he does, every sport, every video game, everything. He talks smack all the time but he does not have the potential to be an athlete so he is better of just becoming a guido with Justin.

Justin's Posse of Guidos and their Great Adventure

Every weekday Justin and his pack of guidos go out to the mall to buy their hair jell, fake chains, steroids, and shirts that have a popable collars. By the weekend they are ready to get their party on so they all meet up at the head guidos crib (house) to prepare for the ultimate time. When they leave the crib they all hop in their bright red convertibles blare their music and start cracking their glow sticks. As they approach the nightclub they dowse each other in cologne and turn their swag on. Once in the night club they go searching for girls who are attracted to guidos and try to get their dance on. Justin turns into the lonely guido as every girl turns him down because he didn't jell his hair (as seen in the picture). When Justin got home he immediately went onto his computer and clicked on his hair jell website to get the hookup. After the UPS guy drops it of he knows he has a chance. If Justin ever gets a girl it will be a miracle due to his lack of guido. If you haven't really interpreted what a guido is yet, then watch the video my new hair cut on youtube and you will know. So guidos are losers which makes Justin a loser which means Justin can't be cool. He should find the nearest guido crib and live there because he is not welcome here.

American Idol

My mom and younger sister love watching the T.V. show American Idol. They started watching it around the third season and got hooked. Personally I hate the show and think people take it way to seriously. Sure it is funny to watch the crazy people in the first few weeks but you need to think about the amount of winners who have actually have a big career. Only a few have had hit albums and most of the other singers have washed out. The judges are stupid and pick people they think can sing but they already know they wont be the next winner on the show. Paula always claps like an idiot and Randy fallows whatever Simon says but in a nicer way, and I don't even know why they needed another judge. The people who get cut early argue and get pissed off but its all an act which makes the show even worse. Last year many people protested the show by voting for the worst singer Sanjai or however you spell it. He got so much publicity for surviving so long and being so terrible. The show should be canceled so i dont have to deal with having it on every Monday and Tuesday.