JUSTIN RAJU is so cool and not a guido

Justin Raju is probably the sweetest person I have ever met, sometimes I wish I was him. He is so good at everything he does, he's so much cooler than me. I think I am a guido compared to him, which is one of my pet peeves. According to the dictionary a guido is a pathetic excuse for a male. The natural habitat of a guido is at a mainstream dance club, or at the mall buying designer jeans, fuzzy hats, hair gel, fake "BLING", and spray on tan....Or lifting weights. They are also referred to as "d-bags" and are attracted to the female version of themselves, a guidette. So back to Justin Raju, he is not a guido. I am a guido compared to him ( for emphasis). This is Mike now, Justin has written all of the above in about five minutes without my knowing. Let me say I am not a guido and never will be and Justin is a guido that loves other guidos and will have guido kids that will train for the guido olympics.

Marcos Golf Failure

Every single day Marco brags about how he is amazing at golf and says that he can drive 400 yards. Last week golf tryouts were hosted at Carl's Golf Land. Marco was one of the first people to be cut from the team due to his lack of coordination and skills. I am no golf superstar myself but it doesn't take a one to see that Marco is terrible at the game of golf. Marco says that there were so many good golfers that were returning and they were the reason he was cut, but I know plenty of freshmen who made the team or at least made it to second cuts. When Marco sees this blog he will most likely make up some story to try and get back at me but I have made all of the teams I have tried out for this year. Even though he got cut, he continues to brag about how far he can drive and that he is better than kids that at least made it to the second cut. Marco isn't good at golf and should find a better sport to play.